Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Kalin...Circa 2002


LIKES: The Cabot; the docks; Friends and Company; switching girls with Tuck; senior night; the Jeepsta; Eco Challenge with Tull Skillis and Tracy I; matrix fighting; Bohemian Rhapsody; pep rallies; Vanilla Ice; 100.7; stare out with Ryan Mc; Tucks' neighborhood; "really make you happy don't it"; Tracy I's disco skills; nights out with BL; umpire jokes; spearing scarecrows; Chad's farm; prom; bravo dance




DISLIKES: 4-21-2001; Taco Bell Drive thru; couches on I-55; ROG; Coach Hall's flips; WH's coaching abilities and game; fakin the deal; mud riding with Huey and Trey; leg work; court with Chad; paranoia; still waiting...; mood swings; Collins; my dysfunctional trading baseball cards; baldness; Big Bird; my slacking philosophies; rumors; Physical Science


AMBITION: To get to Cancun, meet a Mexican entrepreneur who will give me a job and put me though school at Northeast Mexico Community College.  I will marry his daughter and take over the Hair Up There Corporation, where Tracy will be my banker, Hillis and Chad my bodyguards, Tuck my bill collector, Munk my kids geometry teacher, and Tull my chef, and I will live "Nappily" ever after with my boys and my thick, lustrous fro.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Megan...Circa 2002


LIKES: WRJ; meal deals in the van; HDP's t-shirts; chauffeuring KJS; SPJ's story about RB and the wave; "A" lunches; Mardi Gras '99; Spring Break in Utah; Chester and Ruby for lunch; TNG's appetite; psychorides with JBD; POSSIBILITIES; the Hooch and Old Blue; Disney World; 5/24/02; Homecoming with the girls; my roomy; Christmas '01; Jan's vegetable soup; my feather shirt; B-days with the girls; Senior Night; pictures at LER's; Billy; Sarah's salad; double dates; EAS's Spongebob; fireworks with Will and Seth; Frisco CO; Coach Elam's flying tricks; Dollar World; Comcast commercials with LAS; Lynnette's drama; Youth Alive!; Tammy's excitement; Pam P's energy; independence; freshman table parties; HY's sense of humor; apple juice; surprises; RJ's nosedive at tennis; trips to Kmart with SER; waltzing with MS; and road trips



DISLIKES: PDA; surgical procedures; the explosion; group meetings at SPJ's; JB's love triangle; consequences of Mardi Gras '99; "The Stupids"; perms; freshman drama; LAS's passion for animals; RUMORS; AP Chem; the car line; LER's pessimistic attitude; Cross City entertainment; the spacemobile; Catherine's paranoia; awkward moments; last times; cell phone bills; diets; stress; sharing food; attitudes; Jenny's lack of enthusiasm; new juice machine; sharing clothes; mac trucks




AMBITION: To marry the man of my dreams, have 1 boy, 2 girls, and a dog...move to Nashville and teach Sarah's children while she redecorates the inside of my multi-million dollar home and visit "The Bomb" in Destin during the summer.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Clint...Circa 2002


LIKES: Baseball; Cabot Lodge; Going to Jackson; Senior Night; The Disco Move; Stare Out; Trips to Booneville; dunking on Josh and Grant; playing basketball on an 8 foot goal; Ryan's Barbershop and his Rave; the strobe light; Captain SMW' "The Pen is Mightier"; 5/24/02; Kenny's Chicken; College Football with Kenny; Larry's Movies; Kool-Aid; ping-pong after games; "How Ya Doin'"; 3 math classes




DISLIKES: Mullets; note cards; "I'm talking you're not"; Collins; The Revolution; Grant's domination at Josh's Court; JN's and GR's constant reference to someone's mom.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Mary Elizabeth...Circa 2002


LIKES: HC weeks w/the girls; senior night; sharing tips at PK's w/PK, SJ, LR, and LS; cornfields; county tournament 2000; the black shirt; SJ's wave story; twice; bottom nights; my piloting abilities; ER throwing a tissue box at KJ; the van; playing speed w/PK; 5/24/02; 'getting caught' by DR in Jackson; Choctaw Princess; Skip Bo; Coach Summers; fine Ray; B-days w/the girls



DISLIKES: Meeting at SPJ's; $23 for 12; Prentiss Co Jail; dates w/roosters; late night trip to AT's cabin; holes in my car roof; PDA; the Trace; community service; Nan and Gingo in SJ's driveway; New Year's Eve phone thieves; being hit w/ car doors; getting stuck w/ZD & TT; calling my daddy to pull us out; mud puddles; a night out in the white van; hiding ZD & LT under my deck; getting stuck at LL's farm; famous late-night trip to AW's; bad attitudes



AMBITION: After college, I plan to be in my own shoe company designing functional, fashionable footwear for beautiful feet.  All profits from the shoes' sales will fund a campaign against stinky, ugly feet, and provide shoes for the poor.  Meanwhile, I'll use my authority as pres. and CEO of the Elvis Int'l Fan Club to travel the world, lecturing men on their obvious ignorance of the words "Love Me Tender," marry the man who learns this most naturally and practices it regularly.  We'll have 3 kids and live in suburb of Birmingham, AL, where I'll work as a party planner.  After the kids are grown, I hope to spend my golden years living w/my husband on a secluded ranch in Montana, where I can enjoy each day caring for the injured wild animals we'll keep there, and spending time w/my friends and family.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Patrick...Circa 2002


LIKES: Senior Night; Ole Miss; The Grove; nights at the pasture and warehouse; muddin' in the Jeep; the waterfall; snowball fights at KR's with SEC, LC, LW, Tam, and SS; the XP thang; washing KR's Lexus; ballin LW's Jeep; trips to Jackson with amm, SL, MW, SEC, Tam, HB, JD, and MW; Cabot Lodge; LW getting the golf cart stuck; Huddle House at 4 a.m.; cotton's ability to tell the difference between rain and water hoses; Chevron; "our camaro"; $2.00 checks; watching "David" at DEE's; the Delta thang; Bishops's Silo; b-ville with WH, JS, TI, LT; Aug 17 and 18


DISLIKES: MSU; egg bowl 2001; sitting down at b-ball games; losing bets with Cotton; hitting deer; CS's dad pulling us over; the Mardi Gras dance; Spanish II; worksheets; Dirty Jeeps; flipping wave runners; The Trace; wrecks; blow outs; people who lie; notecards; WM's driving when it rains and the second you wash your vehicle; amm pulling out in front of cars


AMBITION:  To graduate from Ole Miss with a major in business administrating; get married, make a lot of money, have everything I've ever wanted, and live in a huge house on a nice, big piece of land.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Ashley...Circa 2002


LIKES: Money and green; family; Anthony; Alabama; Ms. Nanny's 3rd period class; clowning with Tiwanna, Mayola, and Cheron; Riding in Booneville and Tupelo with Avia and April; going to O'neal's with Carla and Syletta; Summer nights; flossing with Arlecia; Whitney Mayes; HAP; "the stump"; Jessica Stafford and Crissy Bett's fashionable dressing skills; Ms. Temple and the Chorus sweethearts; Kashena, Ressie, Nicki, and Whitney's personalities


DISLIKES: Saltshakers; ugly people; jealous females; sloppy braids with nappy hair; 6th period arguing with TD; substitutes who tell me I can't laugh


AMBITION: To move far away, graduate from college, and get a good job, live comfortably (rich) with my husband, Jr. McGee.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Katy B...Circa 2002


LIKES: Sobe; lemonade at the Knight's; purdy birds; history of Jello; sock fishing; the great Razell; gut fights and catfish songs; Pooh the Flounder; the PAM club; deer stampedes; Max; fairy circles; Lucinda's Hole-in-the-Wall; buggy rides; TB's Lysol; being a wax figure; 3 o'clock milk runs; Legolas' new look; TXT; phantom; being 18; CR being attached by a broodmare; TB singing country; MC's Teddy Grahams




DISLIKES: Dead dogs in the window; No-Show SC; LR's violence; blizzards on New Year's Day; Rebellious Shakers; Cry-Day morning; SC's geography skills; Disney in Gov't; double bareback in the Bottom; raw crawdads; KS's dances; big people in little clothes; lemon juice at JS's; camping at AC's; SC's "speed limit"; blue fuzzy slippers; chicken hair; pork and fowl; CR's fishing skills; NJ's coat removal; TB's purpleism; DS and my Timberlands; friends drooling over GG; GG's friend; RR tracks; premeditated twinkieism


AMBITION: To convert a Mack truck into a truly MOBILE home and become a happily married nun, trucker, and mother of twelve little stumps and lumberjacks who will avoid white shorts and beach balls forever.  TO NEVER cross the Mason-Dixon line.